Well, Halloween has passed, so it's time to take off your costume and put on some regular pants. Regular old normal and not-spooky-at-all pants, and oh hey! Look at this! A telegraph-in coupon for free pants, which I'm sure are completely regular and not the least bit demonic in origin!
Choose a stat alignment: Muscle, Moxie, or Myst!
Pick an Element!
Make some sacrifices!
Behold pants!
