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May 14
A new path has arrived. Check out the latest in Kingdom security on the Low-Key Summer path.

May 04
May's Item-of-the-Month, the Guzzlr application, is now available in Mr. Store. Participate in the gig economy by delivering booze to strangers in exchange for fake money!

April 14
A tall, windowless building has been constructed in the Distant Woods.

March 09
Check out Kingdom of Rogueing, a game made for the 2020 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's built in the West of Loathing engine and set in the KoL universe. Download it on

February 08
We've released Reckonin' at Gun Manor, a new adventure for West of Loathing! Check it out here on Steam!

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